Caption Time! Biz Markie + Pro Keds
Biz Markie loves kicks, just in case you didn’t know. OK, let’s get to this Caption Time! thing. Here we have an image of Biz Markie holding up Pro Keds footwear. What’ch know about Pro Keds? Biz Markie and Bobbito Garcia can tell you everything you need/want to know about Pro Keds. This picture was taken at the Pro Keds office by PackerShoes. We’ll keep you posted with more info about the sneakers, so stay tuned. You know what time it is now, right?
Oh, so you say you got CAPTION TIME! skills? Prove it…
Category: Caption Time
why am i motorboating these kicks?
damn i can beat box with my cheeks ps biz look old as crap
“These kicks look so garbage that I fell asleep while checking them out”
“I’m so FAT and washed up, that these ugly kicks are the only thing that loves me… Well that and the guy next in line for my organs when I die from obesity.”
Ps. Just a joke I actually like Biz, but I couldn’t help myself.
Oh baby youuuuuuuuuu got what I neeeeeeeeedddddd….
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep….
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Let me exhale from the “Vapors” of these fresh shoes….
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Biz is OG mayne, I respect him to the fullest.
“Youu, dont got what I neee eeed, but your a sneaker so we’re friends. Yeah your a sneaker so we’re friends. OOHH BAAABBYY youuuu, are so dissapointinnnnggg! But your a sneaker so we’re friend, yeah your a sneaker so we’re friends….”
You can humm to the tune, go ahead.
P.s. I treat all my friends like donuts! *ahhrgglglglg*
^LOL!!
“I rub a pair of Pro Keds on my face, and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!”- Biz Markie
Gillette aint got ____ on this!
damn did he get fatter?
NIGHTWING2303 ^^^^^ DUDE WRECKED IT!!! LOL
AHH MAN I AM A ”REETAARD” LOOK AM ME WAAAAH!!! AND HE SLOBBS A LIL BIT!!LOL
maybe if I rub these shoes on my face they will make me better looking.
“Hi, Im Biz Markie. I like my shoes to be just as wack as my shirt and my talent.”
“ahhh i got a nice green apple pie on the left, and a dark chocolate cake on the right all i need i some milk…”
^^Thanks CenValCali & neva2menyJS. This was my first CAPTION TIME lol! I could never come up with anything good enough to post on the other ones.
these shoes are just like my career! still around and no one knows why or buys them!
“this is how i want you to stomp me out for liking theses shoes!”-BIZ M.
He’s listening to the shoes for some ideas on the next “Beat Of The Day”
“Well damn i kno i ade a song called nobody beats the Biz but i might have to go and change dat…
NOBODY BEATS PRO KEEEEDDDSSSS!!!! word…dats phresh”
lmbao
ARE THESE SHOES BIGGER THAN MY LIPS?
“washed up rapper shoe soap bars”
OOOOoooo sneakers you!!! you got what i neeeeeed!!!! but they say my size is sold, they say my size is out…. ooooo sneakers you!!!! you got what i neeeeed…. but they said my size is gone they said my size is out……….. oooooooo babbbbyyy….. i like sneakers like i like cake!!!!!!
“ahhhh,, like butter to a pancake”.
cant get no chicks so i whack off to my favorite pair of shoes
better then being in between 2 female thighs
Biz Markie…still pickin’ boogers I see…