Caption Time! Chris Brown + Air Jordan 12
Everyone loves the smell of new sneakers, right? You can also add new tires and tennis balls to the list. Anyhow, Chris Brown can never deny that he doesn’t like the smell of new kicks. In this photo Chris is seen smelling the newly released Air Jordan 12 “Rising Sun”. Now it’s time to put your caption skills to work.
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“The Rising Sun insole smells better” CB
i wonder if rihanna thinks i look sexy in this pic?
CHRIS BROWN: SNNNIIIIFFFFFFFF!!!!!!…Let me see if these SHOES are good enough to KICK some young, defenseless girl in the FACE with…..
LOSER IN BACKGROUND: You should use these ones my dude….. you won’t see the BLOOD right away….
“AHHHH GET THIS THING OFF ME!”
CHRIS BROWN: I wonder if all my FANS are going to SWAP my CDs for NEYO’S & JEREMIH’S like they SWAPPED the INSOLES out of these whack RISING SUNS….
LOSER IN THE BACKGROUND: These sneakers are SICK….. get it????? SICK…. FLU GAMES…. SICK….. forget it!!!!!!
“OooWeee, I got Caribbean catfish! What cha got back there, cuzzo?”
Chris Brown: “(sniff, sniff) Mmmm brand new sneakers. Welp, i’m a beat defenseless women now!!! bye!”
“This fool in the background is smelling my flu games that I sweat hard in at that concert last week!”
CHRIS BROWN: I wonder if I should wear these RISING SUNS for my next ALBUM COVER shoot??????
LOSER IN THE BACKGROUND: Yeah you should… and you can wear these for your “GREATEST HITS” album cover…… I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT CHRIS….. my bad…. no PUN intended….
I NEED SOME BABY POWDER & ORDER EATERS ASAP
the dude in the back is using the flu games to wipe the blood out of his nose
HITTIN CHICKS IS NORMAL. HITTIN FAMOUS CHICKS…NOW THATS A DIFFERENT STORY. NICEKICKS
AHHHH! Smells Like Rihanna… I Miss Her Scent LOL!!!
“Damn. Still smell like RiRi’s ass. Didn’t think I got my foot that far up there. Guess I still got it”
CHRIS BROWN: Is this a OXYGEN mask???? Maybe I can RESISITATE my CAREER……
LOSER IN THE BACKGROUND: After the way RIHANNA smashed the stage at the AMAs last night you definitely might wanna think about doing that….
“Mmm, this shoe smells just like a court room.”
MY BAD folks…. “RESUSCITATE”
“I made a bong out of a Jordan sneaker. That’ll make it harder for the cops to find!”
“This shoe smells so good, it makes me wanna beat my meat harder than I beat Rihanna!”
CHRIS BROWN: WOW….. look at the way I wore the RISING SUN right of the SOLE…. DAMN COMMUNITY SVC HRS…..
LOSER IN THE BACKGROUND: I wonder if he makes all his GROUPIES smell his SNEAKERS before he wears them.
DANG…..*RIGHT OFF
I NEED U SHOE, I GOTTA HAVE U SHOE! WITH EVERY HIT AND EVERY SNUGG, U MAKE ME LACE EM UP!
Lol
“Mmmm glue… just what I need to fortify my mental stability…”
If these don’t smell right I’m gonn hit her AGAIN!!!
Who Farted???
Chris Brown – “Jordan did a rising sun, maybe I should do a Rising Fist kix”
Loser in the back “Hell yeah, you should do the colorway black & blue!”
CUDA lol
If my chick smelled like this I wouldnt have to whip their ass.
those joints are sweet… and chris brown is making them look sweeter than they are…. i hate celebrities they get all the new exclusives.
“Why am I smelling shoes in the kitchen??”
“I come from an extended family of wife beaters, my dad beat my mom, my grampa beat my grandmother, and so on. Yup beating women up is what we do… U Mad?”
“I’m going to beat these shoes, just like how I beat Rihanna!”
Chris Brown: The smell of these kickz will make me forget about me being a lil bitch and beating on Rihanna!
Loser in the back: Hell yah Chris, don’t worry, You will still shine even tho u a lil bitch!
Lmao… Once again hypebeast nigga’s show me the OG 12′s hypebeast nigga’s… i doubt it they have them cause they fake like dem Newboyz foos!!!!! Fake nigga’s…
F*ck Chris Brown!!! The End…
Ah….so fresh!
Man this smells like that beating I put on Rhianna
damn its crazy how everybody finds some way to relate the chris brown and rhinna incident to everything in the world get off c.b. dick bitches yea it was wrong but dat shit old now…damn…but anyway the rising suns are copped. cant wait to cop the flu games on friday
Thats funny how Retro Rizzy says get off C.B.’s dick, this motherfucker must be a wifebeater!
Chris: i like to smell shoes
Loser in Backround : me too
Chris: hey loser
Loser in Backround : yeah chris
Chris: i love you
wats the name of these again? idk. lets see if it say it on the insole…
CB smelling or sniffing that white girl off the insoles goddammit it im high!! somebody bout to get Chris Browned!!!
lmao sounds like retro rizzy is the one on cbs dick getn all defensive!
Dude in the back: Hope i don’t catch swine flu from sniffing
Chris Brown: So this what getting away with a crime smells like.
Im about to beat these AJ xii’s like I do my women..
Chris Brown: Damn it smells like mamas cooking in the “rising sun”, thats why im in the kitchen
Damn! these don’t smell like the o.g 12′s.
Chris brown : I wonder if I’ll burn my eyes looking at the rising sun insole. b***h n***a in the backround- man these smell like black licorice.
Chris brown : should I rock these to my next parole meeting. b***h n***a in the background : yeah ! so I can wear these to 106 & park.
“cover your face Rihanna fans are coming” -Chris
Chris brown: for my new album “graffiti all you payin me is these sneakers. punk in the background : if I sniff these flu games long enough will I caught the flu.