Caption Time! Kanye + Fan + Air Yeezy
For this weeks Caption Time! we have Kanye West, Air Yeezys, and a starstruck fan. We have very little details about when and where this picture was taken. We’re assuming that homie in the back is a fan, but we could be wrong. Maybe its little Kanye Jr., as in the son he never told the world about? Just joking, but we did find this picture Caption Time! worthy. Nothing but comedy can be found in the comments section, so if you’re looking for a good laugh you know where to go.
CAPTION TIME! starts now.
YE-THIS FOOL PRBLY PAID A BRICK FOR THESE
“With this unkept mohawk, turquoise skinny pants, and women’s shirt, all I need for my doucheness to be completed is autographed Air Yeezy’s!!”
other than the shoes, that dude in the back looks very homoish.
Why kats always harassing me I didnt mean tht sarcastically/ Kanye Voice
To the person on the Phone: Yo, ima hit u up later, I gotta hurry up and sign these damn shoes and get out of here cuz homie lookin at me like he want more than just an autograph!!!!
“I gotta go homie, this fool with a camera is watching me with my boyfriend.” -Kanye West 2009
“That tooty frooty lil ninja bet not try & SNEEK-A-KISS me….or his azz is grass!!”
” kanye better hurry the fuk up on the phone nd sign these shyts”
This was a concert that kanye did for charity and that kid helped work the concert and got a chance to meet him and he had the yeezys signed then put them on ebay. That’s why I know the story
Kanye thinks to himself, “I’m too sexy for my yeezys & all the other yeezys in this room, because I’m the new king of pop.” (yeah right).”
Tyler
If this picture would “un-pause”, I see him hanging up the phone and turning to him with a pissed off face saying “get back in your cage”
Then rushing over to confiscate the camera.
did this dude just put these kix on my lap for a autograph while im on the phone. and hes trying to listen to who im talkin to wooooow.
“As long as he doesn’t look in that mirror, he won’t be able to see me”
“O-M-G I am sooooo gay for Kanye! I have all of his shoes and I’m even rocking the same fruity mohawk! maybe if I slip him a roofie I can steal some of his pubes for my Kanye shrine!”
lame shoes lame “rapper”
You’ve got that right trey.
is someone lay’n on da floor behind dude with da fruity pebbles pants?… damn kanye, i see too many sneakers and no one high heels in this picture… u gotta do better
Kayne!U Betta Get Off The Phone So I Can Give U My Mixtape.”a Herb Little B***h Gone Wild”.And Here’s My Other Mixtape “the Guys Love Me”.
proly in his own normal gay self mode. he didnt seem to bothered by the homo cat comin off his knees.
I want to kiss your face!
Ye: “Muthaf*#ka, I see u in the rear view mirror….hurry up & fix me plate, I’m HOONGRAY!”
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Lil fruitcake dude w/polka shirt & turquoise pants (in a Geoffrey from Fresh Prince British accent): “Comin rite up Master West, lemme know when u gotta take a leak, so we could cross swords.”
Kanye on the phone “I’m about to get this fool” turns to dude and says “stick your hand in the shoe and feel the yeezy!”
“damn i wish i had a hairline like Ye”
he is giving the guy on the ground an hj
im trying to talk on the damn phone dont get too close better sign these shoes fast or else he will try to sneak a kiss
“Cmon man, get off the phone so you can take this pic with me, damn fool!
” i got these yezzy’s man. i dont want your yezzy’s i got a shit load of em, come on man ill suck your dick man!”
Weird dude:”Can you hook it up with some yezzy?!?!”
kanye:”some1 get this nigga away from me”
“hey kanye i’m a gay fish too!”
This n*gga gonna Suck my yeezys
are u ready 4 me 2 suck yo d**k kanye 4 them shoes?-FAN
watever u like. it only costed me $15 to make em- kanye
FAN’S THOUGHT PROCESS:
“I Wonder when I Grab those YEEZYs, Will I get a chance to rub up against Kanye’s Beezys….Damn this Fool on the Floor is in the way!!!”
The Mixtape Monster wins. best thing i ever read.
1. CUT A HOLE IN A SHOE
2. PUT YOUR JUNK IN THAT SHOE
3. MAKE HER LOOK IN THAT SHOE
…ITS YOUR DICK IN A SHOE
Kanye, KANYE!!! I got these cheeseburgers…I got these cheeseburgers! Fuck it……I’ll suck your dick for those nasty ass over-hyped shoes!!!
Dude thats kanyes CUz. i Know him his name is Jailil his dad is BG singer with Kanye his dads name is tony williams. google it.
(Kanye to the dude on the phone)–”hey, someone’s actually still interested in these F***ING shoes!!!….and from the looks of it, he’s into dressing like a clown too!!”
“Bump them yeezys behind me, sign these ye, SIGN THESE!!!”
^^^ Matt Cohen
Seems like u know a lil 2 much about kanye
Kid: “I wonder if he’s calling all of those artists he’s sampled from.”
The fan: What homie? ya giving me that tan yeezys? word.
all yall niggas wack not one of these shits was funny you got to do better.
fan: about to kiss kanye “should i give him some tongue?”