Caption Time! – Kobe + Playstation AF1
Introducing Caption Time!
To kick off this new feature on TSG, we decided to start it off right with one of the best “caption me please” pictures we’ve ever laid eyes on. So yeah, lets start things off right by using this throwback 2006 photo of a speechless Kobe Bryant getting blessed with the oh so holy Playstation Air Force 1′s. This pic should bring back memories of good times in ’06.
Without further ado, its CAPTION TIME!
Category: Caption Time, Nike Air Force 1
Damn that fart smells. I’ll play it off cool and pretend I’m amazed by these lame shoes…
alot of FAIL in hurr… phew…
2006… damn… the year I came out of hibernation. Oh the memories. Making it early to the midnight release was all it took back then.
“Where do I put the game disc in?????”
ooooooh, these so pretty i think i just sh*t myself
-Kobe
Where do I choke ‘em while I’m smashin,?
whoa that shade of blue is spot on with my toenail polish!
“PLEASE BE 18″
“When we win the championship this year, im rocking these with my outfit for the postgame interview sessions!”
I wish you had a hole… no thats gross
shaq- tell me how my ass tastes
Damn I’m glad to be with Nike
Comment by HYPE ! May 11th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
“where do you put in the game?” – Kobe
^ Gets my vote! But, here’s my try:
Ya know… I been thinking about my days playing footba… I mean soccer, and all them cats rocked lows!
“These shoes are nice as hell…If i rape anymore women, ill make sure I’m rocking these when i do it.”
“If I put these on, maybe no one will notice my ugly ass shirt”
playstaion?….. isnt that that box that lets me drop a hundred every game?
First off, Everyone needs to quit with the hating. Lebron’ll have his time but its Kobe’s league until Lebron gets a ring.
Now..
“Oooooh S**t You sexy! *Ahem* Can I see ID though?”
“Oooooooohh! Look so good I don’t know what should go inside first. Remind me of dat white chick.”
Lol nice segment G Roc
Ooooo…these will go nice with my Carlos Boozer jersey
lmao i liked the guy who said how am i gonna tell em i play xbox lmaoo forreal though madd ppl play xbox
cintownmac
Ooooo…these will go nice with my Carlos Boozer jersey
^ Nice man… my new fav!
My shirt looks like i just completed a level of Yar’s Revenge.
“OOOHH, Too Bad Im A Xbox Man”
PrimetimeJayR, kobes time has past, everything is lebron now, this whole year was his, and so is the nba. no ones hating, but look at the stat sheets, look at the team records, now look at the record set by cavs, 8 games in a row won with double digits
“Playstation make sneakers TOO”
“These aint my Kobe IVs”
Dammnnnnn…I should of been in waiting in line for these instead of raping that white girl. Maybe next time i’ll get the Playstion 3s or i might just rape a mexican-Kobe
Kobe: ” I think these are fake…”
“ohhh imma need some ankle insurance for these”
“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT!”
“Fly kicks, but that turtle head needs immediate extraction!”
“im so glad i wore my purple shirt today”
whoah momma thas a bad mamma jamma
“I seen these at the Compton Swap Meet yesterday!”
TCU – I can’t agree more. Kobe is boring. He’s good, but he’s boring.
Toronto look at who the CAVS played so far….Lakers wud have done the same thing…Lebron aint getting nothing for a while and u can qoute me on that…im not hatin either its just once Kobe stops playin then i will start to like Lebron even more….Lebron has raw talent and i even collect his kicks as well but i d cant say the same for Kobe…Watch shaq come back next year too….uh oh
“These are fresh!….DAMN that fart stinks!”
Am I (and like 2 other people) the only one who didn’t like the sneaker??? LOL
Kobe says, “Oooooohhhh weeee, why Nike keep sending me these fake *ss shoes?”
Ohhh I got one, using those SNL video skits: “Ooooooo weeeee these freakin sneaker are dope… eeeaaaaaRRRRR… YES!!! and I Jizz In MY Pants
“yessss! I’m gonna throw this smelly shoe right at you Grey shirt man…then I will be free…free!!! No one can stop Kobe now! WOO hahahahhaha!” Kobe said to himself
DAMNNN, these look better than that white girl
Goddamn, I wanna stick em!!!!
“Damn Nike used more colors in this shoe than this ugly ass shirt that Im wearing” And I hope nobody just noticed I just soiled my pants after looking at these exclusives!”…LOL
“Never should of ate them sour patches before this event, now people are going to think these shoes are dope..”
“Oooooooo! If I get these for raping little white girls, I wonder what Micheal Jackson gets for raping little boys?”
“Size 69, hehehehe” LOL!
“DAMN I HATE THAT NEW SNEAKER SMELL BY NIKE”
MisterMcFly23 had tha best one..if you kno about the suit
“Yessss…now where do you put the game at??”
“wow this is plain you have to put the Kobe touch on these. If this had some fly wire, lunar foam and some reference to a samurai or snake then that would set this off. Really go in and Fu#k it up”