Caption Time! – Rick Ross + Yums

This edition of Caption Time! is sponsored by Yums. We came across this picture of Rick Ross holding a pair of fruity Yums. The watermelon flavor has to be the most sought after colorway from the Yums collection. Stop hating, you know you’ve been surfing eBay for watermelon Yums. OK, enough with the bad jokes already. So what is Ross thinking? You know the drill…
It’s CAPTION TIME motherlovers!









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smell my finger or wear these wack a$$ ugly kicks
“Aww i thought it was one of them Sneaker cakes!” Baaawseeee
These aint fake they ugly but not fake….boss
dis cat is so FAKE!!!!!!!!!!! LOL 1st up big up greedy genius n a blog u was doing, den u dissed em on ur album with the song called Yacht Club, den u got des crappy a** yums dat look just like sum greedy’s. smh…
I Weather Jump Out Da Window Like Ron Browz
” 1 DOLLAR!” BIN for these shoes is 1 dollar!”"
rick ross is wack yo jus like those yums lOl
Only bums wear yums……….lol
“At least I’m getting a paycheck for this!”
” I’m the #1 stunna! ”
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” This is what ‘everyday hustlin’ will get cha. ”
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” My potna gave em to me & they 1 of 1….AaahhhYuuu!! “
“Will, did you leave you’re shoes lying on the stairs again? I almost tripped” “Ah dag, sorry bout that Uncle Phil, I thought Geoffrey would pick em up”
Ross: “Look at my serious face.”
Guy in background: “My word! That is one ugly shoe!”
“Fake people love Fake Bapes” – Rawseeee
Why they make a watermelon for black people
“I’m the boss, i sat on the toilet all day to make these kicks, yummm”
“yums im mad these aint the quest love’s”
Rick Ross that wanabee boss he sucks as bad as his watermelon shoes
“I’m # 1 and 50 ain’t got these, BOSS”.
RICK ROSS>>> “Check out what I just picked outa my nose!!!” … ” I ate the other one, that’s what I call them YUMM” … “Wait till you see what I pick outa my a$$!!!”
(ANSWER to that question = another WACK album)
Rick Ross-50 you may have gotten my baby mama, but you aint got these!
Guy in the Background-I wonder why
“I got these from a package for black rob..Nothing gets past this CO”
Fake questoes. Fake hood n***a. Nuff said!
read this question then scroll back up to the pic for the answer:
the photographer asked “So Officer Rickkkkyyyyy, how many people do you think wear yums!?!?”
“BOSS!!!
“Now lets eat.”
“imma wear them once then eat them! Bawse!”
These right here are epic. I just got my watermelon yums. You monkeys is swagerless – BOSS
“If I was locked in my house with no food…this is the 1st shoe I would eat”
i just busted some sucka cuz im a cop now im bout to take his shoes! is that cool BOSS?
KanYe might have the Yeezy, but i wanna see him get on these ROSSxLITTLE DEBBIES SNACK CAKESxYUMS WATERMELON COLLABO!!!!! BOSS!!!!
(my response to seeing him with those) hey ricky, i thought standard issue C.O. uniforms had to be all black…
“the kicks is real that’s all that matters”
“look at my face its prettier then the shoe” lmfao0!
“This is the finger I did cavity searches with.”
“Do I LOOK happy right now? Negro PLEASE!!!”
Wack wack wack
“hmm i wonder if these shoes really live up to their name..”
BAWSEEE
two of the biggest fakes, yums and ross, i dont even wanna caption this garbage, thank god yums didnt make it to canada
Delicious! BAWSE x YUMS collaboration….you swaggerless Muuunkeys. Triiliilllla.
i gonna eat em.
YUMS>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ross
LOL at u Swaggerles monkeysss
i wouldnt be surprised if these fake cuz the louis vutton glasses he had on the xxl cover a few months back were back if u dont believe me check out the xxl issue wit em on the cover and it will tell the story
” This is C.O Certified ..BAAWSEEEE”
**were fake
OUUUUIIII I CANT WAIT TO EAT DESE ROSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Yes I’m fat and my shoes are garbage just like my music!!!
-RICKEY ROSS AKA BIG GAY NIG
“I like to put the sh!tt!est of fabrics in this mouth right here so my rhymes coming out smelling fruity and stank.” – Rick Ross
sorry, most sh!tt!est of fabrics.
“yums: the official footwear of miami dade county correctional officers!”
If U Wear Yums Don’t Brag,u R Jus A Lame And A Fag,if U Walk Out Da Store Wit Multiple Bags,u Clinched Yo Ability Of Hav n No Swag.
“Umma switch out green laces for blacks cuz they forgot the seeds…BOSS.”
how can u get booked with fake louis V shades when your rich, he must of acually thought they were real
Bosss
ross talks about greedy genius being ugly on his record but this dude is holding up yums – Really Ross…Really?!?
it looks like, he stumbled thru that door at like 4 am drunk as hell, and there was someone standing there with that shoe, they just put it in his hand and said smile for the camera LOL
yall can stop hatin on ross…bu truth be told…he fucked up on the shoes
“i was paid to hold these ugly ass shoes. now watch as i hock a loogie in em.”
“I hope they actually think I’m goin to be sporting these………but am I the only one getting hungry juss lookin at ‘em?!?”
“Ima Put These In A Holden Cell Along With The Rest Of The Criminals”- Officer Ricky
” well, they almost look like questlove’s… BOSS ”
- Rick Ross
aside from all the jokes.. that watch is pretty
The case had 12 pairs in them how many were left before you realized they werent edible. 1
(sang to the tune of 99 bottles of beer on the wall)
1 C.O with some kicks in his hand, 1 C.O with some kicks
Got a lot of loot but my kicks look like fruit
1 C.O with some kicks in his hand.
“Thanks for the promotion HOMO!” …”You niggas is swaggaless”
i ate the other one , triiiillllllaaaaaaaa . . .
“The number of people that will buy these is . . . Boss”
All of us correction officers say these are #1, take from me, Officer Ross
Kid tested, officer approved!!!!
“nigga i can’t eat these!”
“so these ain’t fake I can’t rock no real shi*”
“IS DEEPER THAN RAP BAWSSS” – RICK ROSS
“YEa! I wear YUMS too. BOSS!”
Rick Ross is wack for this pic. all respect for him is now gone from me
“Yums. It’s what all the CO’s are wearing. One!” -Rick Ross
“yo! check out these fly kicks i bought from jaxboogie! i am definetly the shiet now cuz i copped em for less!”
lmao
yo c lo they are not fake bapes they are real yums
LOOK AT MY FACE DNT U THINK I ATE DA OTHA PAIR……….!!!!!YUMS!!!!!
Look At My Titties Then The Shoe Then My Titties
IF JAY-Z IS A AIR FORCE 1, CURTIS IS A REEBOK, JEEZY A CONVERSE, WEEEZY A ZOOM AIR, KANYE A EVERYTHING ELSE THAN I GUESS ROSS IS A WATERMELON LMFAO!!!