Caption Time! Tinker Hatfield + Jordan XI
Today we’d like to see our readers skills when it comes to Caption Time! Here’s a throwback picture of the guy we all love, Tinker Hatfield. What is Tinker thinking? Hit the comments section and let’s see who’s the Caption Time King.
Stop, CAPTION TIME!
my concords go hard, and your air jordan 2009’s go so soft!
” Damn i created one sexy ass shoe “
JACKPOT!!!!
“Damn I can’t rock theses good”
“Money”
“these shoes make me feel like i can fly too!”
Mannn I shud make my own shoes air tinker
ok mj i got the slogan’the air jordan 11, gives white men street cred’
tee shirt $20; jeans $40; my J’s priceless!
Jordan wont even know I took then
LeBron aint got these…
dayum the sole matches my shirt
“dam…i just realized that im the f%*kin man”!!!
my job rocks…
“yo the XI’s are nice and classic, but check out my sock game”
“And when we released this shoe, I knew I was paid for life”
“Let me just show you where the dog crap was on my shoe. My butler, Davis, did a great job of cleaning them off! I swear he earns his paycheck big time.”
” Holy Grails, you understand me? Holy Grails…. “
Icyyyy
“Sigh…. They don’t make them like the used to.” – Tinker Hatfield
i made these from a Lawn Mowner design
” I’m the HNIC, Head Nigga In Charge “
“I’m the Sh*t”
“this design got me 16 homes, 8 cars…”
Hey man!!! You Step on My J’s!!!!!!!
and as you can see im a fukn genius
“see, its so fly i can rock em with my easter sox….”
you see with these on i’ll fly like mike
“Who has two thumbs and created this shoe?”
Man im rich
MJ WHO?- TINKER
“Who invented the ATM machine?…I DID SUCKAZ”
He better be thinking of releasing some more og colorways of the air trainer 1-3.
I think I might sell these for $500 on ebay.
“Oh man, I love these socks.!”
retail for the concord XI – $125
co-signment at FlightClub for the concord XI – $500
re-sell on eBay for the concord XI – $550
DESIGNING THE B#$%@ concord XI – PRICELESS
FOR EVERYTHING ELSE THERE’S TINKERCARD
I’M RICH B&%$@# !!!!!!
I wonder if people are going to like this…. Mike, we should probably scratch this design…. not feeling the patent leather
TINKER YOU DA BEST, TINKER YOU DA BEST….BEST I EVER HAD, BEST I EVER HAD…… (TINKER THINKING TO HIMSELF)
This is how it’s done KANYE!
these look so good, they make you wanna slap my momma!!! God I’m a GENIUS!!!—circa 1993
IS THAT A CREASE???
yup no creases
“Cha-Ching, money in mah pocket…ah-hmm… i mean MJ pocket.”
I think he’s thinking how much they changed the whole shoe game by doing something no one else has done and how that whole idea relates to Micheal! doing things that no one has ever done!
damn these made me nut lmao
How much u wanna bet I can get my leg behind my head?
Hold on….. Nope, nothing in my teeth!
Why did I wear these socks.
Should I throw this @ George W. Bush??? Fuxk no, too clean.
“Its true I am good” Big Tink
“So your saying, with these shoes…..I can get all the hoes??”
“Even tho i made these, i’m a bit too white to have them on my feet”
I AM GOD!!!!! WHO KNEW GOD’S NAME WAS TINKER, HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
-Tinker Hatfield
You guys make me sooooooo much money!!!
“stupid customers wish Jb would release these…lol HELL NAW
“i’m so cool.”
Better than Viagra!! – TH lol
“Damn I’m good!!!!” lol
eyo smd
Hey Mike, give me one good reason why we shouldn’t name these the ‘AIR TINKER’S?’
If I mess these up, I will design some new ones…..
“I AM JESUS…..NOW, LICK MY DAMN FOOT. C’MON MICHAEL, LICK IT!!”
This patent leather is great. My reflection is so clear. Oh wait I think I have something in my teeth.
well uh i gotta say IM GOOD!!!!!
Niiiiice!
” free jays is all i need >:) “
niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
“Ok who the hell stepped on my concords, wouldn’t want to have to cut anyone do I, wait I swear I didnt put on these socks this morning, I guess its just another one of those days”-Tinker Hatfield
I won’t re-retro these for a while.
“O Sh*T u done Stepped on my JAY’s!!!”
Damn some one just stepped on j’s!!!
thank god i got a closet full of them
haha
“a little crease? it’s nothing, i’ve got 20 pairs in every color way on ice.”
damnit theres the scuff from where the damn guy at the office stepped on em!
“yeah I got these for free! It ain’t cost me sh!t!Some Asian kid got paid 50 cents in some Chinese factory to make them ,there’s idiots out there who line up for days and pay $125 retail (well back then at least) and go on those stupid sneaker forums and pay 500 plus for a new pair that can fall apart on them! hahahahaha!”
Im the REAL OG
I wish no one had a pair of these!!!!!! only me!!!!!!
“I should have worn these with a tux…”
no1 else deserves 2 design J’s Bu Me…
why are my shoes so big..and what the f$@% is on my shirt?
can somebody tell me a couple nike factory stores around NY that has HOH b-grades and other good nikes/jordan
“These shoes will create campouts…but wait till I introduce spacejams, those are sure to create riots”
gaaa damn i styled on these summama B!@#%$
“”"”"YEA, WE ARE ONLY MAKING TO MORE MEMORABLE JORDAN’s AFTER THIS… 12’s and 13’s… THEN YOU SNEAKER HEADS WILL HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER TEN YEARS FOR A NICE JORDAN”"”"” “”"”"MOOHAHA MOOHAHA”"”"”
*TWO MORE
Oh you mad cause I’m styling on you if you had better gear couldn’t style it on me
Man i really put my foot in these. No pun intended.
“thats right bitch, look at em”
BALLINNNN
“ahh shit,, wheres the Jumpman?”
” well, there not as icey as subys0les…. but at least i made em “
i am literally. a god
“GODDAMN!!! SOMEONE STEPPED ON MY J’Z!!! LET ME CLEAN EM UP”
“jordan aint got $h!t on my sock game”
“yo check it out. i just found this leg on the ground”
I can buy anything I want now.
You Don’t Mess with the Zohan!
damn my kicks are fire
” Damn I Made Some Sexy Sneakers.”
” I don’t know Frank, i just woke up and these were on my feet. I cant seem to take them off. It’s as if they have a mind of their own. As if there from another planet in Space or something?”
“Ahhh…am i makin money buy wearing these?” lol
” I just got a boner.”
“Nevermind my shoes, peep my socks yo”
Or,
“So I had this broads leg up like this….”
damn i got big feet!!
” Maybe Obama should of put a pair of these in his stimulus package, because these are recession proof.”
” i’m gonna re-release these bxtches in 2009 ”
shxt , i wish lmaoo .
“Damn, i could have made these better. f*ck it im still makin money”
cant wait to jackoff to these hoes
Shoes u wanna talk about shoes….. I bet u don’t got a fresh pair of THESES…………
The sweat shop fakes look the same.
“go ahead, lick em…”
“I Got these socks for Christmas”
“I’m going to be a dick and not release these until the year 3000.”
Here’s A Preview Of December 2010.
“So Then I Said to Mike, ‘You Mean These?’ and Proceeded to Resign with us”
jordan brand to rerelease this summer?
dam, i need to come up with new ideas or jordan is gonna fire my ass!
I JUST WANNA KICK SOMEBODY IN THE BALLS WITH THESE
He’s saying: “Oh, let me stretch my leg, I am getting a cramp from sitting too long…, hmm, wonder how my Jordans are doing? Ah, still in good shape, not one stain on it… YES!!!”
“Maybe i should have waited for the spacejams to rock my martian socks…OH WELLL”
check my leg for hair…
“I’d have to say.. these are probably the pair of kicks i ever came up with.”
MAN LOOK AT MY KICKS THEN GRAB YO TITTIES.THEN KEEP REPEATING 5X
These or Gucci High tops
(Katt Williams voice) “This sh.t right here n…a!”
“I’m the coolest white guy ever… yea ever.” -Tinker Hatfield
I am the creator wearing the creation.
I would kick you…… if these were the 19s!!!!!!
micheal dont get these
“Yellowing? Where?!”
BAllIIINN
1. Mars was goddamn right; its gotta be the shoes.
2. I paid 200 for the jeans, a 1000 for the shoes.
3. Toasty!
Now how can I f*** these up? Fusions!
“Damn I was hungry!”
“Shiny on top, icy on the bottom”
“I wish I was like Mike”
I should take these EX-smelly XI to a hilltop temple and see if they also get stolen…
Damn I can’t believe I screwed these shoes last night. The inside feel sticky, but it’s okay.
WHat THe HEck Is THis GUy DOINg WEAriNG THosE ????????????????????????????