Caption Time! Travis McCoy + Spizike
According to this photo, Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heros is really feeling the black/cement Jordan Spizikes. This image needs a good caption, can you help? You know the drill by now, drop your caption in the comments.
Category: Caption Time
“i know im looking real close, but what kinda blue is that jumpman?”
“not much of a girlfriend….she’s the only 1 I got”
i dont lick my shoes i bite them!!
“crispy”
tastes like PORK
he’s biting my style
AM95connoisseur, where you at? SICK ‘EM BOY!!
“I’M SO MAD I STEPPED IN DOG SH*T WITH MY NEW SPIZ’IKES THAT I’M GONNA BITE IT OFF!!!!!”
hungry
“Proof that Spizikes don’t look good on feet or in mouths”
I lyk FLAPPY88′s comment. but um…….”(HE’S A JUNKIE 4 THE JAYS)”
do i gotta beat up my girlfriend to get some 12s shipped to me instead of these stupid things (who got this?)
He’s got a booger sliding out of his left nostril.
Oh that’s a bad nose ring.
Who cares…everyone’s gonna have this in the next 3 weeks…
oh yea if ur not familiar….dey call junkies “JAYS” n da souf
“CRACK IS WACK”
played out
the jordan spizike. a shoe you would rather eat then wear.
No Travis… you can’t smoke that either
OLD MARS BLACKMON COMMERCIAL: HEY TRAVIS HOW DO SPIZIKES TASTE?? DO YOU KNOW DO DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW?????????????
dont bite my style
“The quality just doesent taste like it used to!”
“Heeeere’s CRAZY!”
Seriously. Look at that insane vein popping out of his skull.
Travis- ” I just ate my fav peices of 3s, 4s 5s, 6s then bit the heal tab/ logo off a pair of 9s to wash it all down, they didnt mix too well together in my tummy, after throwing it all up look at what happend! Damn!”
when we said butter, we didnt mean edible butter, travis.
“I wouldn’t know a good Jordan Shoe if it bit me in the ass…or if I bit it on the toe”
^^^^king
LOL. I GOT THAT
The new candy by Jordan Brand called “spizikes” once you cop you can’t stop
“I’m Uber Gay for posting pics of a GR Fusion that’ll be worn by school kids, teachers, doctors, hypebeasts, and everyone in between….”
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I like the shoe but the picture’s pointless unless you’re holdin’ onto something retardedly hot that won’t drop for another 11 months or something like that.
it tastes how it looks… bad
@KamthaGr8 – Good one.
Travis mccoy: this is the closest thing that I will bite that’s black. you know I like white girls. ask Katy Perry.
mr swagger good looks only one
I DONT LICK MY SHOES! I BITE THEM!
Thanks G-Roc
Ah!!! Cookie Monster
“I’m new to this hypebeast thing, is this how I do it?”
mmmmmm wack shoes taste ggggggrrrreat!
Feed Me Mars Blackmon,”I’M HUNGRY”!!!!!
You’ve heard of Billabong… I give you… Sneakerbong!
“I’ll bite anything with a jumpman!”
Uglyy kicks!
What the hell are these cheap ass materials there using on jordans now a days! Maybe I can taste the material!
Yeah im super cool i got two lip rings and one in my nose im so hip and cool, also i do coke of my bf’s penis .OH NO I GOT ONE OF MY LIP RINGS CAUGHT IN THE F*CKING LACES SHIT!!!!!
Zack Attack Johnson is a HE MAN and drinks whiskey and kills woodland creatures with a HEAD BUTT SMASH!!!!!
BILL NIE DA SNEAKER GUY ^^ thats what i said.
well CENVALCALI you asked for it……. (IN MY SLICK RICK VOICE) HHHERRRRREEEE WWWEEEE GOOO….
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TRAVIS: This SHOE is kinda like my BAND….. A MIX OF ALL THE HOTTEST, BUT ESSENTIALLY A BEATER…..
TRAVIS: When you are the LEAD SINGER/RAPPER/SNIFFER of the GYM CLASS ZEROS….. this is probably the closest I will get to having some SOLE anyways….
TRAVIS: This is a SPIZIKE… you know I LIZIKE…… I’m really BLACK but I love to SNORT the WHIZITE…..
TRAVIS: So, this is a HYBRID of the JORDAN III, IV, V, VI, IX & XX right?????? So, in true essence I have been SPIZI’KING this drug game for a minute… Let’s see, in one shot I’ve snorted crack, meth, heroin, extasy, nicotine & cocaine
TRAVIS: This SHOE represents how many ALBUMS we will sell….. maybe it’s time to put A QUILT over my career.
TRAVIS: Is this the SHOE that people wear when their “15 MINUTES” are up??????