Freestyle Friday: Jordan Rare Air
Most of you had a lot to say about the Jordan Rare Air hybrid, so perhaps you’re in the mood to turn your thoughts into a freestyle. The Jordan Rare Air will hit stores this holiday season, but you don’t have to wait until then to voice your opinion. It’s all in fun, so hit the comments if you want to participate in Freestyle Friday.
Category: Freestyle Friday
At first I thought this shoe was really nice. But now I don’t even have to think twice. I do not want a pair of Jordan Rare Airs, they look like the stain in a fat bastard’s underwear. The angles are all weird, and really clash. I would burn these, and turn them to ash. Just like some sneakers with the name Lebron. If I was forced to choose, I’d rather put Bapes on.
Enough is enough with all these mash-ups/ They look like they sound mashed-up and thrown-up/ what a brother gotta do to see some OG/ u knw somethin new something fresh from JB?/ They stuck on this hybrid nonsense Come on G!/ u knw u wouldn’t cop these joints for fleas/
Aight i’m done…not bad for a non-rapper
Ewwwwwww!!!! make it stop pleaseee
Whoeva made these shoes must have been on a pill.
Cus dey lookin like straight road-kill.
Rare Hybrids need counselin so ima be Dr. Phil.
Put em in a chair and ask em questions.
Like why you so ugly, please dont leave me guessin.
If i set you on fire would it be a blessin.
Cus I know no girl sexxin me if yu part of my appeal.
Lookin like a harks meeal.
Needin to get shocked by eel, lookin ass shoe,
Bout to sneeze on yo wack ass, HACHOO.
Jordan brand if you want to give us rare air how about the cement 4′s!!!!!!!!!!!These absolutly suck and nuthin rare about these!
Let me try to get my Drake on lol
“Yo G…turn my headphones up.”
“I say turn them s#!ts up!!”
Everyone saying “JB bring back the crack”, not some BS Hybrids that will hit the rack,..Sale/
Wear Ya Kicks Crew always postin straight heat, be killin the game and be murdering my E….Mail
I’m a kicks connoisseur, every shoe I be hoardin.
But don’t even try to post Rare Airs in our group it’ll be a mistake by epic porportions….FAIL!!
I know , I know… I suck lololol
Rare Airs! Where?
i looked up in the Air
and i dont see nothing there
this isnt fair
JB keeps droppin crap i wouldnt even wear
the colors add a little flair
but these hybrid/Fusions
are causing people to stare
IN A BAD WAY
in fact these shoes are MAD GAY
AY, throw these in the vault
or better yet the TRASH CAN
cuz this attempt at makin a hot shoe
is REALLY REALY WACK MAN!
Six, Five, Four, and Three…
I haven’t seen as crap design since the Jordan Fifteen
Ok, you got me and that’s probably not true…
but you’ve got to admit now JB has done bit it’s own Spiz’Pukes
Aint nothing rare here cause they don’t belong in The Shoe Game
Looks like another misadventure for Happy Sock and Dookie Stain
Swaggy baby ! here I go ! uhh
each sneaker j.b designs is getting weaker and weaker
I have to second guess my self on copping every sneaker
I would regret buying these just like my silver 2′s
IAt first they were dope and now their uncool
these remind me of last years 60+ hybrid
and just like those they will be hard to get rid
of from out your footlocker or finish line
next weekend those white\red 2′s will be mine
and next after that them powder blue 9′s
and after that from J.b I will unwine
because each week j.b’s sneakers are geting uglier and weaker
and the material is just gerting more watered down and cheaper
I’m out !
Lemme see what i got for these rare airs/
jb puttin crap out is no longer a rare scare/
they csn try and jazz it up even toss in some rare flare/
turn mayor down if he bought these for me, now thats a rare dare/
buyin these huh call it a rare sight/
rather where crocs than copp these “rare mikes”, please its treason to have a reason for wearing these in public dogg you jus givin me a reason/
to roast, flame, cut-ass/ excuse my french but just ask…yaself why’d you buy these right after you puff passed!!
(SOLEFIX DROPS HIS MIC…THESE SH*TS IS DEAD I JUST CLOSED THE CASKET, ACAPELLA THESE RARE AIRS TM YOU CAN HAVE IT BUT I TRASHED IT!…WALK OUT THE TSG BOOTH STEAMIN FROM HOT BARS) LMAO
HaHa nice! id like to see something new from the jordan brand…make a new classic and stop messing up the old.
LISTEN UP!! Although it may be an eye sore for us sneakerheads, JB is never gonna stop. Like MAYOR once said “Sneakerheads only make up, less than 10%, of the profit and all rest 90% is from consumers.” And u know consumers dont know jack about retros so they are gonna bitch about how expensive retro jordans are. Instead they would wanna buy kicks that “as cool as” the retroes Jordans, BUT MUCH CHEAPER. JB’s answer to that is FUSIONS and HYBRIDS. And the consumers are happy that they can buy jordans that are cheaper, but looks similar to the EXPENSIVE RETROS. Thanks for readin
Ugh
Ugh
It’s easy to see this shoe aint getting no affection
So to everyone callin’ the shoe wack I must make an objection
It aint hard to see that the shoe sure aint perfection
But I seen mistakes in some opinions so here comes the correction
ugh
If I was gonnna’ cop a shoe this one wouldn’t be my selection
Jordan aint hit it yet but they going in the right direction
The shape is wrong but the colorway is sweeter than a confection
Quality looks wack and those holes in the back section
The shoe aint CRAAAAAAAAACK theres some minor flaws
The whole shape of the heel got me bitchin like KAWS
I see some inspiration from the 3 through six
This would be a spizike if they threw 20 in the mix
But this is hardly a spikike the spikikes is some hard kicks
Hold on I’m thinkin’ let me chew up on a twix
*munch**munch**munch*
Now that I’m thinkin’ these might look nice up on some chicks
And this aint no high top it’s kinda like four/fifths
So it falls a lil’ short
I bet these do horrible on the court
This shoe looks kinda’ funky and of the weird sort
However I think it’s nice I can’t say that I like
But let me know how they feel on the foot TokyoMike
And maybe my mind will change by this holiday like the weather
And I’ll rock these with an ill fitted and matching sweater
aiite check it turn the base up a little bit aiite here i go
these rare airs are wack got me wondering where the fresh went
looked back and called these black and shitment
cmon really jb
i wouldnt buy these if they came with a bj
these look like sumshits that wouldnt hit e-bay
aiite im getting tired its only been a couple of bars
even doe im getting ready to blast off to mars
aiite im out this is my 1st freestyle friday and im feeling like jin wass good
fell in luv wit jbs since 85
blastin my mack dre n my ride
dreamin i could touch the sky/
everythang was new and original
nowadays everythang digital
u aint catchin me fu*kin wit fusions or retros/Sh%t
hybrids aint worthy
kinda like lebron wearin 23 on his jersey.
Yo… Yo… Yeah, yeah… Dropped the mic and left.
Ewwww was up with some good ol fours
dis mash nasty like fish on your smores
them old classic chitown colors
ain’t doin nothin for these hold me brother
cuz wat they doin to my favorite brand
got me feelin like there’s a line in da sand
and Jordan himself da one dat crossed it
lookin at da designs I know he lost it
how much these cost tell me fifty
cuz even one dollar mo they playn filthy
here’s an idea one classic og a month
dat would be better then some kill in blunts
No rap for me. Just wanna cosign AirKang. We’re the minority. They’re not catering to us with these, so we shouldn’t be offended. It is what it is.
ik these shoes r gettin a TON of hate but people really i think this shoe looks nice some of the jb shoes get way to much love 4 wut they r so ya just my opinion and all u hatrs should actually look at somethin b4 u judge it
these jordans are okay they aint bad
like micheals jacksons death these made people sad
these is the kid deazy loving jb’s fire
but these jay’s should never be drafted and jus retire
coming out with more hybrids then toyota
these shoes sit on shelves no one gonna by ya
now talkin about lebron people givving him S#it
when he won MVP wasnt yall on the bandwagon Bi#t&h
ha! thats funny jus lebron would never be like mike
cuz 7 years in the league and no championships aite
with all these wackk jays are hitting stores
gunna get my money togeather by doing some chores
wwaiting for the new infared sevens
when i get them people gunna say i jus came down from jordans heaven
HAHA
These would be okay if they ddnt have so much in them… JB is overthinkin all the shoes these days…. waaaaay too much
JUST STOP THE MADNESS!! NUFF SAID..
Lmao.! Yall Are Some Fools Mane… Lol. But The Shoe Is Trash.
JB BRAND NEED TO JUST “STOP” WITH ALL THESE *&%$#@!N HYBRIDS AND GET BACK TO MAKING JORDANS LIKE THEY DID IN THE 90′S!!!. THOSE SHOES HAD THERE OWN IDENTITY WITH EACH NUMBER DUDE!! THESE HYBRIDS ARE JUST LIKE STEP DOWN……..CLONES YUNG
Let me get at these weak ass rare airs
All they doin is givin sneakerheads scares
Walkin thru Almeda Mall I won’t even stop and stare
These thangs are dodoo like them skid stains in yo underwear
Wouldn’t rock these if I was triple dog dared
Anything new JB releasing if ain’t a retro I really don’t care
Check It !
Now im only 13 and i know more than yall
stop hatin…if u got somethin to say give jb a call
and anywaYS…yall sayin theses shoes are wack..thats not a faCT
wats a fact? a fact is tht yall really need a tic tac !
ok they may not be rare
but wat u got to understand
is that people who like these dont care
SO IMMA GET ME A PAIR
STOP ! BEING NEGATIVE
AND START BEING POSITIVE
tAKE IT FROM A WHITE WHO HAS JAYS
C-FAR OUT