How Much Would Someone Have To Pay You To Rock These?

Asking for a friend.

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Let’s say your extremely rich family member dared you to wear these bad boys. Better yet, as the homie Sneaker Dave said, “When ball is life but the Mega Death show is too.”

You get the point. These are horrible unless this gets a pass for being a take on high fashion.

Anyhow, let’s say the family member wants you to wear these to the Jay Z and Nas concert. Now this is all made up so let my imagination be great. It’s a Jay Z & Nas concert with special guests OutKast, 2Pac hologram, Biggie hologram, Dre & Snoop, and Jay Electronica will be performing his album but it’s a daytime festival so people are going to be checking out your fit from head to toe.

You’ll be wearing these for a smooth 8-9 hours.

How much does your family member have to pay you?

Photo: Bodega

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Lord G-Roc from the Great South. Twitter/IG: @GRocSmith

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  • theloverswineverytime

    Wouldn’t be caught dead ( well, hopefully not…cus i cant do shit about it if im dead…) at concert featuring Jay-Z or jay electronica.

  • javi

    Riiiiiiight! Whatever u say hype?

  • Capes

    Those exist?

    Not the shoes, but Jay Electronica concerts.

  • Han Lee

    If I got a couple of free tickets to a concert like rock those…i probably wouldnt move around much..and would avoid eye contact


    Man id do it just cuz u said dare. Gotta have fun man.

  • Nate oNe

    I will not be at no damn concert with the artist being a hologram. That s**t is corny as f**k.

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  • Erosion

    These would be dope with air BUBBLE that large.