Dallas Penn's Drop 10 (What Not to Wear): November 2015

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Black Friday can't come soon enough. Christmas is right around the corner. As you get ready for the holidays I hope your stockings don't get stuffed with any of these coal rocks...

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Doernbecher x Nike LeBron 13

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This shoe is the equivalent of someone putting lipstick on a pig. Someone out there is gonna kiss the pig because they were drunk off the hypejuice. If you decide to kiss the pig in the mouf just remember I told you it was a pig first.

Nike Air Foamposite One "Hologram”

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This is your All-Star game consolation prize you waited eight months for. I'm letting these sit until the hologram shows me a galaxy print.

adidas D Rose 6 “Veterans Day”

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I'm not gonna knock the already maligned D-Rose for his health status. Instead I'm going to look at the line and say it needs something to make it relevant like maybe a fancy designer (Kanye West or Don C)? The John Wall and Lillard shoes both have better silhouettes and hopefully the James Harden shoe will keep the trend going. adidas needs to refresh their anchor athlete shoe with something they haven't tried as yet.

Nike Air Cruz 'Haystack'

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Bo knew fresh kicks way better.

Nike Air Force 1 High “Wheat”

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If Nike would just suspend the Air Force 1 line for a year I feel like they could refresh the line into something the people might miss. Right now it's just a boring retread of previously boring ideas. Even with a premium leather treatment I'm still being put to sleep.

adidas Yeezy Boost 350 'Moonrock'

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I don't know why I even bother telling y'all to drop this shoe when you can pay off two months off rent on the resell. Oh, now I remember why... Because it's wacktavius.

adidas T-Mac 5 'Flame'

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Before we had Derrick Rose we had T-Mac.

Nike Air Max 90 Sneakerboot 2015

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I saw a silhouette for an Air Max 95 sneakerboot and I thought that maybe Nike had turned the corner from making these hidacious frankenstein mashup products but I was wrong. There are so many reliable sneakerboots under the Nike ACG umbrella I wish they would just stop it with these travesties.

Under Armour Curry Two “Father 2 Son”

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Awww, that's sweet, but Dell Curry never did anything to deserve a signature shoe other than being the father to Steph. I'm not taking shots at the old man but a Hornets inspired colorway for a career 40% shooter. Since Dell didn't pass I will.

Air Jordan retro 7 'Sweater'

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I'm happy they saved this ugly sweater for the end of the year. Pick these up with the retro 8 '3-peats' as a clearance outlet half price two pack.

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